oh my god
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
me before puberty:
me after puberty:
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I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this
I lost it at “bitch mittens”
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We’re not learning, we’re being trained.
For real though, we are. All school is is teaching you how to behave in a socially acceptable manner. I learned all about it in a teaching class.
That last comment is such a mind-numbing paradox that i have no idea what to do.
Perfectly explained though - at first I took this as a joke but when you truly bury your mind into this post you do end up realising that we ARE in fact being trained
CLUE 1:
“Went to Short Dog’s house,
They was watching Yo MTV RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cube’s single Today Was A Good Day was released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the SuperSonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the SuperSonics:
Nov 11 1988 114-103
Nov 30 1988 110-106
Apr 4 1989 115-97
Apr 23 1989 121-117
Jan 17 1990 100-90
Feb 28 1990 112-107
Mar 25 1990 116-94
Apr 17 1990 102-101
Jan 18 1991 105-96
Mar 24 1991 113-96
Apr 21 1991 103-100
Jan 20 1992 116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Lakers won over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
Nov 30 1988
Apr 4 1989
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 5:
“Got a beep from Kim, and
She can fuck all night”
Beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were available to public:
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the Hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991, too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen….The ONLY day where:
- Yo MTV Raps was on air
- It was a clear and smogless day
- Beepers were commercially sold
- Lakers beat the SuperSonics
- and Ice Cube had no events to attend to was…
JANUARY 20, 1992
National Good Day Day
TODAY IS NATIONAL GOOD DAY DAY!!!
TODAY IS NATIONAL GOOD DAY DAY!!!
TODAY IS NATIONAL GOOD DAY DAY!!!
TODAY IS NATIONAL GOOD DAY DAY!!!
TODAY IS NATIONAL GOOD DAY DAY!!!
Hip hop geekery has reached critical mass.
YESSSSSSSSS. YOU WIN THE INTERNET.
